Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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