what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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