I think I died a long time ago.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Everything about him screamed your future.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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