Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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