Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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