i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
whose ass print is on the piano?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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