My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
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