Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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