there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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