I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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