on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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