I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
smell my finger.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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