he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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