At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
