Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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