Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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