You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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