Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
