im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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