At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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