"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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