I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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