Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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