If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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