we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
