I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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