Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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