we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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