Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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