We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Randomize
