So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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