For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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