But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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