the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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