So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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