the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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