I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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