I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I understand Curling. That high.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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