There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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