I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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