...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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