I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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