I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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