Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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