so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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