Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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