why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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