Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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