I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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