"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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