i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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