so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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