your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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