The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
