She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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