Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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